The Wallet Ninja
It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!
BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.
I HAVE ONE OF THESE AND ITS GREAT
Fold up like circuit city
Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex
the lions o.o
Bran appreciation week // Day 7They gave him his brother’s crown, placed him in his brother’s seat, and bent the knee pledging their fealty with thunderous cries. Lord Manderly’s voice rose far above the rest, “the North was meant to be ruled by a Stark, and it’s finally found him at long last. Brandon Stark of Winterfell, the King in the North!” Bran felt himself straighten then, shoulders reared back with pride, head held high with the weight of a thousand northern hopes fortified within the bronze and iron spikes of Robb’s crown. I am my father’s son and my brother’s heir, I am stronger than they know. I will show them what it means to be King.
text by ladysmallwood
im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.
MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN
THAT NEVER HAPPENS WITH HARRY POTTER
ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MINERVA MCGONAGALL
OMFG MY WHOLE LIFE IS WHAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT
Oh my god, she was GORGEOUS.
WAIT WHAT WHAT’S GOING ON
If y’all ever thought Minerva was anything short of stunning when she was young, you have been fooled. This witch was a heart breaker, and could spell circles around anyone. Brains and beauty with that lovely lady.
"Oh. I was hoping for a philosophical debate"
Nine doesn’t have time for your bullshit